My name is Sachiel. One of the archangels. You should know what that means! - I'm in charge of the nature and natural affairs of so the called 'thursday' (Thor's day). Thor was a god who once existed in a geographical setting. Per his distinct ingenuity, a day was consecrated to hallow his kleptomaniac tendencies. But many humans do not know this. How would they? Do they even question what they've been told? Stupid sects! They believe everything and owt. And most annoyingly, they tend to present themselves as omniscient. Like they have something to say bout everything that chance supplanted. And that was why I put them to test. I fooled them!
I discussed with Anael and Raphael. Anael is in charge of Friday, Raphael of Wednesday. Well, they should know what to do with Thursday. I needed to squeeze sense out of these earthly draws. I'd nursed the idea of taking a form of a man, pulled some men to make a car collide with me - at my own will, duhhh!!! Then returned to my post, which ignorant-enough-for-them is death. Then I'd stand with my legions watching them let their glottis fumble, clothing vociferations in sanity.
I remembered one said:
"Imagine this sinner. Who knows who his father offended, that drew this malady on him. May God forgive his sins."
Salatchiel scoffed. His dainty fur projecting such that the paved hollow puked passion. I almost spilled patience. 'Twas something else. These sects are really clowns. Bathed in jiggery-pokery.
"We know them! Those kidnappers that feign to be mad men. It was God almighty - the God of my fathers that killed him. I think he was the same person that came to Allen street to kidnap Mama Chigozie's Chigozie. Hallelujah to God in the highest, for apprehending and killing our foes."
I almost punched him in the face for calling 'God'. Referencing him for what wasn't worth it! Yucks! Well, he didn't even know the name of my master. They only call him 'God'. That would do!
I saw and heard more than enough. My ears itched till drips of blood became a flood that drowned my patience. I'm really pissed. I prefer animals to these sects.
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